Tuesday, June 1, 2010

uhh HellOooO superpowers (top 5 powers)

kay 5th on the list would be to fly, i mean come on.. imagine how much money you would save from never having to buy gas, just fly yourself everywhere!! plus u get a nice breeze in the process, and you dont have to deal with the irritating kids that walk slow like their time is more valuable than yours in the hallways.

kay kay kay enough of flying its way overrated, 4th is to read minds. sure there might be some side effects like ego boosts or the opposite where it can cause depression or lead to suicide. but like imagine you could read ppls minds, know their secrets and maybe you feel like your alone and realize that someone else is going through the same stuff. or maybe you have this weird growth on your butt and your scared if its normal then you hear someone else thinking about their growth on their butt, ya know. it could really help ppl out.

alright so i didnt justify reading minds all that well but thats why its in 4th place. . . 3rd place would be to be invisible. :D like imagine you wanna sneek into the movies, oh! you just saved 11 bucks! (thats seriously how much it costs, we're in a recession geez) or maybe you wanna spy on ppl having a private convo. and its all interesting. or u could like sneek into a party you werent invited to. im sure everyone understands why this would be an amazing power.

so aside from flying, reeading minds and becoming invisile i think that 2nd place would be to make anything appear, like your sitting in class and you are hungry and you just want a damn cheeseburger, well you can make one appear! or you forgot something MANDATORY at home and you just zap it there and BAM problem solved. or your diggin a slurpee but u dont have money... well you just made 4 bucks appear. must i explain further? you know it would be awesome.

mkay number one.. numero uno... nine..... #1 #1 #1, is to be able to teleport, HOW FREAKIN COOL! like your in class and your like "uhh hey teacher yea can i like go to the bathroom?" then you go and teleport to the greek islands for a little bit. like umm coolest thing ever!!! or you come to school with amazing clothes and its cuz u teleported to paris in the morning and got a new outfit. its all completly illegal but like you would have a gift so it would be ok ya know? :D

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