origin of the colon broadcasting netowrk

so i asked my friend matt what to blog about, and he asked me what my blog was, i told him it was the colon broadcasting network. he told me to write about why the hell i named it that so here is my story: in 8th grade i had a dilemma digesting food, yes i could not poop. (akward?) but thats very besides the point, i had all sorts of little tests ran, to see if i had a disease or to see what was wrong with me. turns out i had an inflamed colon and its shaped weirdly, i had to drink berium and have scopes, i had x-rays and was put on diets, i dropped to 97 pounds when put on the diets. (i normally weighed 110) one of the diets was an all liquid diet! umm helloooOOooo! the jalepeno bacon guacamole jack cheese double cheeseburgers were calling to me! so towaards the end of my non pooping journey i had to get a colonoscopy. which is when they stick a camera up there to get biopsies and see whats wrong. and turns out it was no disease just an inflamed weird shaped colon. but its now a joke that is always made of me and my colon and my dad refers to it as the colon broadcasting network, because of the camera. and that is where the name came from. i know its weird and out of the ordinary but you cant help but think that its freaking cool. :) there you go matt. i present "the colon broadcasting network! :D (p.s. theres no picture for this blog, that would be gross)