water polo

a game where: you can pee and play at the same time, where you get closer to your opponent than you do to your family, you can see plenty of guys in speedos, the game is also played underr water, you practice more than one season, teammates are all you got, you dont even bother to do your hair anymore and sweats and tshirts are just fine, your eyes burn, you get suit hikkies, you forever have a tanned suit on you, goggle tans are normal, and so is being naked with your teammates, you practice at 5 in the morning then go to practice after school then have games all week and a tournament on the weekend, you see rainbows around lights, the chlorine is your detergent, you get sore from not being in the water, you get touched places...., team talks are longer than practices, you become more and more lazy, you eat more than a fatass hillbilly, your fingers get torn from the deck of the pool, your split ends are undescribable, the baby hairs at the bottom of your hair is WHITE, your ears are alert for whistles, we got this, you have your game face and energy, you know more strokes than a swimmer, your suit is 2 sizes smaller than it should be, if the ref cant see it its not illegal, and girls turn their backs to you and you know what they want. this is my sport and i love playing almost more than anything :)